September 2011
262 posts
The Whovian response to the final minutes of Closing Time
“I really like his hat”
Wait, what? What’s going on? Who’s looking at these pics?
It’s River Song!
Evil Eye-Patch Lady shows up with the Silence in tow.
The soldiers come in with the astronaut costume and start holding down River.
“I made you who you are. The woman who kills the doctor.”
Realizing that the Silence is FORCING River to kill the Doctor.
Seeing her in the astronaut costume, suspended underwater.
After the episode ends.
- Steven Moffat: I'm sick of everyone complaining about me killing people.
- Fans: Good! Maybe you'll stop.
- Steven Moffat: Maybe I'll just give Rory a sports car.
- Fans: ...what? Steven, what are yo-
- Steven Moffat: And the Ponds can go back home.
- Fans: STEVEN, NO. WE WERE JUST KIDDING, KILL THEM AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT.
- Steven Moffat: And The Doctor will call her Amy Williams.
- Fans: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STEVEN NO. WE'RE SORRY.
- Steven Moffat: And Rory will bring out three wine glasses, but The Doctor will be gone.
- Fans: *dies*
